“PURE COINCIDENCE” / “CONSPIRACY THEORY” / “PERFECT TIMING” - 101:

(1.) In keeping with various campaign boastings about her so-called “middle-class” roots, Kamala Harris has at times claimed once having a French Fry Preparing Job at McDonald’s;

(2.) McDonald’s and others fail to provide/acknowledge evidence in support of above claim, resulting in related Negative News Media for Harris;

(3.) Trump “Announces his Intent” to Perform French Fry Job at a McDonald’s;

(4.) Trump “Actually Performs” French Fry Job at a McDonald’s, resulting is some Positive News Media related thereto;

(5.) McDonald’s Corporation Hit with “Outbreak of E. Coli Bacteria” in at Least 13 States – with source of E. Coli contamination reportedly traced to onions supplied by a Taylor Farms facility in Colorado Springs, Colorado (a California-based produce company);

(6.) Positive Trump-Related McDonald’s News “Instantly Replaced” with that related to E. Coli outbreak.

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INITIAL TAKE-AWAY (With a bit of Satire): Even the slightest pondering that the timing and other factors of of above referenced E. Coli Bacteria outbreak at McDonald’s could possibly be “other than” the purest of coincidence, of course suggests that such thoughts are likely infested with irredeemable racism, anti-democracy, white-supremacy leanings, and other incurable human flaws.

                                                                ---William James Moore.