A “SIMPLE SIX-STEP SOLUTION” TO OUR U.S. ILLEGAL ALIEN INVASION CRISIS!

[A Special “Heads-Up” to inattentive readers and puppets of the Marxist-infested radical-left:  The following so-called “SOLUTION” entails the use of “SATIRE” (humor, irony, exaggeration, ridicule, etc.) to make a serious point.  Yes, the use of “SATIRE” to expose and criticize the truly “nation-destructive absurdity” of the Biden Administration’s “open border policy”.]  

(1.) Tear down all walls and other barriers at all U.S. borders, along with all immigration control facilities; sell resulting property and materials to highest bidder, and deposit proceeds in U.S. Public Treasury.

(2.) Permanently eliminate all security and administrative personnel, etc., at all U.S. borders; and deposit annual savings in U.S. Public Treasury.

(3.) Eliminate all Federal Agencies, Congressional Committees, etc., having anything to do with Immigration Control, including the salary of Immigration Control Czar "Forever-Cackling" Kamala Harris “and” that of U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security "Border-is-Secure" Alejandro Nicholas Mayorkas, . . . and deposit annual savings in U.S. Public Treasury.

(4.) Set up a user-friendly, Internet-accessible, free web site where people World-wide can—directly from their “respective places of origin”—request free transport to their U.S. city of choice.

(5.) Using funds saved via Steps (1.) through (3.) “above” . . . have U.S. Military priority air-transport all legal, illegal, and otherwise applicants submitting a request via Step (4.) directly from their respective places of origin, free-of-charge, to their respective U.S. Cities of choice, in the order of date and time of their respective requests submitted via Step (4.). Hence, saving applicants the hassle of other forms of inconvenient and often dangerous travel; unfair fees charged by, and abuse at the hand of, corrupt cartels; etc.; . . . while at same time demonstrating how much we “truly care”!

(6.) Keep some very convincing and heart-felt prayers on behalf of our nation’s youth and the not yet born readily at hand . . . that is, “just in case” Steps (1.) through (5.) don’t work out all that well for some unforeseen reason.

                                                      —William James Moore